soooo funny

Dear Chard,

I don't really know how to tell you this,You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants Outside of your office and I saw you Sit on My knee caps. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That your Ford sucks. I'm returning your Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt,
Michiepie
_______________________________________

Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

can't wait!!!

my fav. ehead song "KAMASUPRA"

shoesie

i can totally see myself wearing this


& this


& im planning to buy it here, go check it out, they offer 10% discount on all shoes from Feb 21 - 28 only... HURRY!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Mom!!!

went to Holy Cow for dinner to celebrate my Mom's birthday





*** the food is bland, service takes super long even on a weekday, staff was generally nice but it still doesn't make up for the food... didn't bother to take pictures of it, its not that visually appetizing at all.

afterwards we went to get Gelato


the older pips Gelato, all fruit based 6 flavors


the kids Gelato consisting of 12 flavors


mikel & teban admiring their creation






Mom goofing around w/ her Cakes


Kiss of Death bwahahaha

Mamy me Mumu

i know its not yet Halloween, but i just have to post this!!!



bwahahahhahahahahah

another foodie entry

Annie was salivating over Chef Elbert Cuenca's Cheesesteak sandwiches in Rockwell, so i accompanied her to get her fix, unfortunately for me... they have an all beef menu, i'm trying to abstain from eating beef, since i rarely eat it, im not a big fan of burgers... im just trying if i could really cut back on beef & im proud to say that its been 3 months since i had a taste of beef & im perfectly fine... yipee!!!

so after getting her Provolone Cheese Steak (which looks good), we went to check out Kenny's Roast & Grill (beside Pepper Lunch), i was distracted by their big sign that says FREE Salad & Soup Bar for every Entree order bwahahaha!!! Cheap Skate all the way!!!

the yummy Salad


the hearty soup

it reminds me of the soup that our maid always makes for me.

Grilled Pork Chops w/ Roasted Veggies & Mashed Potato.

this is the perfect tasting Grilled Pork Chop & healthy too.

this very filling meal only cost me Php 275!!!! wow!!!!

what i was wearing:


H & M Jacket
Too Much Love tee from Gap
Cheap Monday denim
Converse Comme shoesie

shall we return?

2-3 weeks ago, i had a dinner meeting at Stock Market, i have blogged about this restaurant regarding their poor service & their bad iced tea before but i didn't not set up the meeting it was the other party so i was just a guest.

i was feeling a bit hopeful this time around, & i noticed that they added some new dishes in their menu, wanted to try the lamb & a pasta dish... but not in 1 go... good thing Annie was willing to split w/moi.... the same thing happened again, their chef refuse to split a meal into 2, in this instance the Lamb... as our waiter informed this to us that the chef finds it difficult to do so, because the lamb has a bone, i immediately blurted out "i debone nyo muna yung lamb tapos i serve"... super funny thing was Annie gave a detailed instruction on how its should be done.... funny hearing a customer gave instructions on how life could be much easier if you could be more accommodating.

the lamb


the shrimp pasta


the duo


*** there's also a funny incident regarding the Fresh Orange Juice we ordered, we literally saw 1 guy not that far away from our table, using all his might squeezing the juice of an orange in a juicer as in yung old school juicer that looks like this


FRESH NA FRESH TALAGA!!

what i wore:

top from Bench
yellow cardi from Bayo
black leggings
pink Converse
yellow laces from Hk

me likey!

Snapped from Zac Posen's Fall 2009 collection




cool noh? Mandy if you're reading this... gawa mo naman ako. pls.......

random

what im wearing:

Pink leggings from Mandy
Tattoo print leg warmers by moi
Nike Pink dunks
Stars laces from HK

Current Obsession: my 2 yr. old Casio Pink Watch... it glows in the dark too


Current Addiction: Starbuck's Belgian Waffle w/ Whipped Cream & Caramel

naks & nye

notice 1 of Bee's Angel wearing this to work.....

Naks... big time!!!


but then it was ruined by this written on its sleeve

"NYE" <-- ala "Ang TV"

another movie to watch!!!!

"The Ugly Truth" as recomended by Miraskidoo... goodluck on your exam... YOU CAN DO IT!!!


Gerard Butler is sooooooo sexy!!!!

Current Obsession: movies!!!

Current Addiction: movies!!!

movie MARATHON!!!!!

after asking Mokong if he'll join us for a lamon & movie marathon of Confessions of a Shopaholic
& He's just not that into You

Mokong: ill think about the 2nd movie, i have this thing kasi eh, it's called a penis, kaya baka di ko kayanin

men.... sheesh!!!

pero thank you for introducing me to this...


Current Obsession: tnx CVS for blogging about this


Current Addiction: Movies!!!

Rustom Padilla

here's a pic just to re-fresh your memory of what HE looks like before HER re-birth

in a level of her own

this is BB Gandanghari formerly known as Rustom Padilla






BB Gandanghari's ad for Kidlat Awards


this is for my friends who are not in touch with the Philippine Showbiz hoopla!!!

should i look for a Plan B?

have talked to people from LV & horror of all horror... & it's true!!!! i might not get my neverfull graffiti afterall... due to the long waitlist & the very few (?) allocation of this particular bag... & unless all of the people in the wait-list would forego their bags then i would get mine...... double gasp!!!!!

should i say bye bye to this?


& look for a Plan B? hmmmm.... im asking friends all over to help me w/my dilemma ='(

the adorable Andie was wearing this very cute outfit last week:

sleeeeeeeeeeep

i feel so sick today... i don't know what happend, i was OK yesterday & now im down with the flu... i just want to climb into bed & Sleep like a baby



good night ZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Scary...

i had a nightmare because of YoVille... i remember sleeping at 12mn... then woke up at 2:30am... feeling claustrophobic... then i resume sleeping but i can't, once i close my eyes... i was dreaming that im stuck inside my apartment in YoVille & can't get out, i almost contemplate on drinking sleeping pills... but then good thing that after awhile i relaxed & slept like a baby again... scary!!! i was actually playing YoVille that whole day... was trying to sell some of my stuff, just so i could buy a new trailer...


proud to say that everything sold out

hmmmm i think i need to lay low now with YoVille... before it turned into a Real Nightmare na.... yikes!

Current Obsession:

saw this in Aldo about 3 months ago, super duper loved it, but then i don't think i would survive in those heels...

Current Addiction: not YoVille

yum yum

had Dinner at CAV in BHS... opted for the ala carte dining style, the three course meal is a bit heavy & im not really big on sweets.

was super craving for their Yellow Fin Tuna Carpaccio ... which ofcourse i had harharhar... was supposed to eat this in 30 minutes, just to savor every moment, but then i think i finished it in 10mns. flat!!!!

Yellow Fin Tuna Carpaccio in Ginger- Wasabi Mayo Paint w/ Masclun Micro Greens

o diva! detailed na detailed... pure HEAVEN

the very generous & filling Lamb Shank as my main course w/ couscous

i think the couscous was a bit off here. or maybe im just not a fan of it.

Annie had Soft Shell Crab


the 2.5 bread

i tagged this as the 2.5 bread... they serve this as you wait for yor food to arrive, 2.5 is for the rating... it looks very healthy = meaning bland taste, 0.5 is the rating for the bread, 2 is for the butter... that's how bad it taste.


what i wore:


Opening Ceremony Dress
Zara TRF tee
Neon Yellow legging, a gift from Mandy
Converse "comme" shoesie


nice diva!!!

Current Obsessions: Tuna Carpaccio
Current Addiction: Tuna Carpaccio