me likey (big thanks to Mokong for suggesting/burning it for me). if you still haven't watched it yet, pls. get a hold of the dvd, download it or better yet have someone (hi Mokong) download it for you.
its actually a nice movie... well except for the too many nude scenes which i think is not that necessary... all the lines we're great i especially liked the 5-8 minutes scenes of Justine Long of the Die Hard 4 & He's Just not that Into You fame. who plays a bit role as a Gay Porn actor who's the boyfriend of Miri's ex-crush & super Jock. now how twisted is that!!!
here's some of the best lines from the movie:
Zack Brown: How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the bathroom?
Miriam Linky: Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it.
Zack Brown: No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!
Zack Brown: I've known her since the first grade, you don't fuck someone you met in the first grade.
Delaney: Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since.
Zack Brown: But what if you could do it all over again?
Delaney: I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.
Zack Brown: This is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works and *it will*, we are set up for sequels galore. The Empire Strikes Ass.
Miriam Linky: Return of the Brown Eye.
Deacon: The Phantom Man Ass.
Delaney: And Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter.
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